If you ever felt like you had a Taylor Swift song in you, now's the time

A coworker of mine has an on-again off-again boyfriend, who does not seem to have any redeeming qualities. I know she was trying to get a day job so she'd have more time to be with him. She finally found something. I ask her,

"Did you tell him you got a day job?"

"Yeah."

"Is he excited?"

"He told me I'd never be more than a bartender ever."


Did you tell him you're a server too?

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