Bring on the back hair

Happy New Year!!! It was great and it was better than last year's. Which wasn't hard to do since last year I needed to stay very close to my bed and my bathroom. I was asleep by 10pm.

The day before New Year's Eve Captain tells me,

"I'm thinking about getting a haircut."

"Oh yeah?"

"I'm not sure about the mullet with the suit tomorrow."

I'm not sure about that either.

I remind him of the book he gave me for Hanukkah: "How Many Women Does it Take to Change a Redneck." The section on hair care states:

"This may come as a great surprise to most rednecks, but mullets are out. On the positive side, as hairlines rise above the collar, it's easier to show off your back hair."

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