What's the point of having a secret if I can't blog about it?

A regular says,

"What's wrong with me? I attract all the weirdos."

"What do you mean?"

"A couple weeks ago it was that old lady, last week it was that drunk girl and then the other night a guy approached me."

"It doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with you. You're attractive to everybody."

"Don't say anything about the guy."

"Okay."

"You're going to say something, I know it. I shouldn't have told you."

My problem is I never read this book.

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