What do women want? Not this guy

Two guys in their fifties settle in at the bar. They toast each other,

"To friends!"

As I'm taking a woman's drink order one of the guys raises his hand and waves me over,

"Will you take a photo of us when you have time? Whenever you have time."

"Sure."

I go back to helping the woman choose a beer. I get her a sample of one she might like. The guy has his hand in the air again and is waving. I walk over,

"Yes?"

"Will you take our photo?"

"Yes. I'm getting someone a drink first."

I take the photo and then type an order in on my computer. I overhear the one guy say to his photo-waving friend,

"When she broke up with me, I couldn't believe it. I told her, 'I have the three things that every woman wants.'"

I'm done at my computer, but I keep standing there. I HAVE to hear this. I have no idea what the three things are that EVERY woman wants.

"When she broke up with me, I told her, 'I have the three things that every woman wants. One, I'm a man. Two, I'm not gay. And three, well there's not a third because one and two are good enough.'"

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