I may also be the tooth fairy

People tell me I look like all sorts of people: movie stars, their friend's kid, Egyptian mummies. You name it, I might look like it.

The other day a woman looks at me and exclaims,

"Do you know who you look like?"

I have a couple ideas, but you're going to have to tell me.

"You look like the Noxzema girl!"

"Oh yeah, thank you." That's the one I get the most. The woman keeps staring at me. She continues,

"Wait a minute. ARE YOU the Noxzema girl?"

Yes, that makes sense.

I just gotta figure out what bar he's working at.

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