I can't even get my hand around your carrot

Yup. That's a carrot. Have you ever seen a carrot that big? I haven't. And that wasn't the only one. I walk into the fridge at work and there's a whole tub of carrots on steroids. I grab one. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it. All I know is that I have to have it.

I walk around the bar waving my giant carrot at people. I send the photo to my mom. She asks,

"Is that your carrot?"

It is now.

It looks amazing from every angle.

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