I see your question and raise you an ultimatum. It's time to go

Two guys sit down at the bar. I serve them. My first mistake. 

One guy starts waving me down,

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

"Yes?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Yes."

"What's your name?"

"Jessica."

Two minutes later,

"Bartender bartender bartender!"

I stop in front of him. He continues,

"Can I ask you a question?"

"No."

"What's your name?"

I walk away.

Two minutes later he yells down the bar at me,

"RebeccAAAAAA."

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