Wednesday, January 15, 2014

If I find a bartender I'll let you know

Contrary to popular belief, I'm a bartender.

A regular tells me,

"I want to bring my daughter in to meet you. You're my favorite waitress."

Thanks.

A few people sit down at the bar. I hand them menus and pour them water. When it looks like they're ready I return,

"May I get you something to drink?"

"Yes, would you please ask the bartender for a red wine recommendation?"


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