Just like I've been waiting all year to go look at cars crash into each other

Captain's job has exiled him to North Carolina, but he's been doing a good job of coming back to Boston. For Hanukkah he gave me hypothetical tickets to the Boston Ballet. He asks me,

"When are we going to the ballet?"

"They're doing Cinderella in March; I'd love to see that."

"Perfect."

"You know the story?"

"She loses a shoe?"

"That's part of it. Do you think you'll be able to come back?"

"Yeah. I'll just tell my boss I've been waiting all year for Cinderella."

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