Friday, May 03, 2013

Priorities: Passport renewals then Viagra refills

The regular who's having mild success with a match.com woman, comes in again last night. He sighs,

"She wants to go biking Saturday."

"That sounds wonderful."

"But that's all she wants to do. She said she has to go straight home afterwards."

"What's the problem?"

"I want to make love!"

"What number date is this?"

"Oh we've already made love."

"How was it?"

"I'm old. I was supposed to refill my Viagra, but I haven't gotten around to it. I need to renew my passport first."

"So maybe just going for a bike ride is better."

He complains,

"She has me reading the Iliad."

"It's getting you laid."

"You're right, it's a small price to pay and I'm willing to pay it."

I don't know. Google doesn't have a lot of funny Iliad photos to choose from.

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