I feel old and hot at the same time

I spent the weekend at my boyfriend's parent's home. They liked the store-bought fudge. Blueberry pie attempt #2 will commence this week.

My boyfriend and I go for a walk. A neighbor stops us. She asks,

"Did you just have a baby?"

"No that's my brother."

"Oooh. You're the single one?"

I'm standing there holding his hand. He nods at me,

"Well not married."

We continue our walk. We encounter two more women. We chat. I get introduced. One of the women declares,

"You're the woman John said was hot."

"Oh yeah?" Who is John? I like him already.

"John is twelve."

"Oh."

"Take it while you can get it, it's all downhill from here."

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