My hair is already pretty crazy

It's my boyfriend's birthday today! For his birthday I'm going to get my hair and nails done. What a lucky guy.

I tell a manly middle-aged regular about our plans,

"I rented a convertible!"

"Fun. You're going to need to do something with you hair. Do you have a scarf?"

"I have hair elastics."

This is the last guy I expected to get hair advice from. He continues,

"If you don't do something with your hair it's going to be ruined."

"Ok."

"I know because I rented a convertible for prom and my date didn't talk to me again."

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