Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Revive my butt

Skiing was chillier than usual this weekend, but I never let a little pain and numbness in my feet stop me. Saturday we do a full day of skiing and even after fifteen minutes inside I still can't feel my extremities.

I pull my pants down and stick my butt at Captain. I order,

"Feel my butt."

He grabs a handful of freezing flesh. He jerks his hand away,

"Is it dead?!" 


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