Do you have a brain?

People ask for all sorts of crazy drinks. Some from 1965, some from 1995. They almost always start hesitantly,

"I don't know if you have it, but could you make me an Aviation?"

"Of course."

"Could you make me an Appletini?"

Against my better judgement, but sure.

I can make almost anything. I'm working with a well stocked bar and Google.

A woman states,

"I don't know if you can make this but-"

"-I probably can."

"Do you have whiskey and ginger ale?"

Maybe I need these so I don't have to figure out how to make it.

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