He'd look great in handcuffs

A well-tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men. And a guy in a dress shirt and vest is a close second. That is the guy-bartender uniform at my work. 

Late night, my co-worker decides to strip down to his undershirt. I'm still chatting with one last regular. I glance over at everything that has fallen out of the vest and remark to the regular,

"That vest does wonders for him."

"As does any kind of restraining device."

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