Potty-trained roommates, what more do I want?

So my search for a roommate begins again. Ah Craigslist, I did not miss you. But the responses I've been getting are worth something:

"Is there a fireplace?"

"I'd be sharing with my boyfriend, is that okay?"

"I am currently a high school senior and my parents will be paying the rent."

"You don't say if you prefer female roommates, but I have a car that I'm happy to share."

"I stumbled upon your ad on Craigslist looking for a roommate."

Stumbled? Did you intend to browse casual encounters and weird, you ended up in housing?

"I'm a recently single professional and I'd love to meet you."

"Is a cat okay? I trained her to use the toilet."

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