Maybe I should sell my hair

Two older, well-dressed men are at the bar. One complains to me,

"This drink is too small. Pour more."

"That's our standard pour."

"It's tiny."

The other guy offers,

"I'll buy him a double."

The tiny drink guy who is mostly bald tells me,

"Your hair is beautiful."

"Thank you."

He lets out a big sigh and slumps in his chair,

"I WISH I had hair like that."

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