"What are you doing here?!"
"I live here. What are you doing here?"
"Stalking you. ... I probably shouldn't say that."
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Friday, June 14, 2013
First rule of stalking, never admit to it
I walk one block from my apartment to the dry cleaners. As I'm coming out of the dry cleaners I walk into a regular from the bar. He exclaims,
"What are you doing here?!"
"I live here. What are you doing here?"
"Stalking you. ... I probably shouldn't say that."
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"What are you doing here?!"
"I live here. What are you doing here?"
"Stalking you. ... I probably shouldn't say that."
Tweet
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Stalking could be a wonderful hobby for the lonely and perverted
ReplyDeleteThank you for providing good tips.
Keep up the good work.